Rhymetime

Mary was a horny bunny
Full of droll for your tool
With some luck she’ll fuck and suck!

Larry was my Favorite teacher
So I said to him hey Mr.
Mary is the coolest
And she is the loosest
If you could you really should
Cause she would no doubt do you good

Come on homie
Get her to blow me
Come on Larry she’ll marry you

Cause my name’s Dan
And I’m the Man
I’ve got a Plan
You’ll be her man

Squeeze her ass
She’ll lick your balls
Do it fast
Against the walls

It didn’t go quite as arranged
The plan needed last minute change
Problems that had been unheeded

But it went down like rice cakes friend
Larry had all in hand
She was no more in demand

All other guys
She waved like flies
They could fuck an apple pie

Ubbe Tubbe
Lubbe subbe

Nonsense words
In nonsense rhymes
They drop like turds
Or rotten limes

Such things happen
When you’re nappin
In Winston’s 4th period English class
Then your suddenly havin a blast
Not making cash
But it’s a bash
We don’t need hash
But we love the grass
In Winston’s class