Rodeo Cowboy (Yodel-lady-o!)

I'm a rodeo cowboy from the plains of the west,
and ridin' and ropin' is the things I do best.
The ladies all love me, they think that I'm cool,
and there's no one can beat me for throwin' the bull!

I made myself champion, and I did it alone;
I broke my first bronco in old San Antone.
All the cowpunchers, they know I'm the best.
I'm a real straight shooter, cause that's the code of the west!

From Dallas to Denver, from Boston to Butte
there ain't a cowpuncher that I can't out-shoot.
The audience loves me, they all holler "More!"
when I shoot silver dollars with my old forty-four!

I ride a paint horse with a long shaggy mane,
I sit tall in the saddle and walk like John Wayne.
I can hogtie a calf with only one arm,
while the other I'm usin' for milkin' her mom!

I can tame any steer, I can break any bronc,
and drink red-eye 'till mornin' in an old honky-tonk.
I spend all my money, I'll never get rich.
I'm a tough-talkin', hymn-singin' son-of-a-bitch!

I'll be ridin' in rodeos 'till the day that I die,
then I'll saddle my hosses way up in the sky.
You can tell everybody wherever you go
I'm the Chief Wrangler Angel in the Big Rodeo!