I learned a thing called "Sanctuary,"
And MOST folks just don't know what it means.
When I heard about it, I "Guffawed,"
I thought the man was just full of beans!
I thought one night I'd give it a try,
But when I did I didn't "tarry."
I punched a "Beat Cop" on his big nose,
And I headed for "Sanctuary!"
It worked so GOOD that I decided,
I'd "get" this Bully who was "Scarey,"
I got behind, and "Booted" his ass,
And I sped off to "Sanctuary!"
A girl I knew had been "Bugging" me,
She wanted us to UP and "Marry!"
I pinched her ass with a BIG Wide grin,
And I scurried to "Sanctuary!"
I used this trick ONE too MANY times,
When I grabbed the ass of a "Fairy."
He CHASED me down, and INTO the Church,
Now there "AIN'T" NO MORE Sanctuary!!