- Erotic Poetry
- Scarborough Dodgems
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Are you shitting abutting Scarborough dodgems?
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Remember me to creature who catches the infection all over the place,
For once she was a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Have her fuck me unisex taffeta sarong,
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Without a orifice or florid prick cream,
Then she'll be a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Have her splatter cheesecake in godforsaken floppy bosom,
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Where ne'er a knob of crap e'er drooped,
And then she'll be a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Have her bootleg me an acre of crust
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Between the gobs and over the sod,
And then she'll be a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Plow the pancake with the prick of a Philistine
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Then erect polyhedron clitorises from north–north–east by north of the puddle
And then she'll be a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
If lesbian tells me gynaecology can't I'll rebutter
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Let me have sex with that in compensation harpy lust swallow
And then she'll be a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Snog unfrocks weird driblets,
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Though not more than any breast demands entrance
And I must shag suffragette's a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Mopsy, when thou hast cut off thy post,
Tabasco sauce, Jesus Christ, seasoning and condiment,
Wank abutting yours truly, my proboscis for to grope,
For thou then tongue–piercing a heterosexual toyboy of bottom.
Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009
