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Click hereSCRATCH-N-SNIFF
a new product
was on the shelf
at the local gimmick store-
the sign said
in calligraphy,
two very unique
freshners side by side for free-
follow instructions
very carefully,
and this young gent
with plenty of curiosity
went for it.
it instructed
to scratch in two places-
did that-
and said,
*what the fuck*
very softly.
prior,
it directed after smelling
peel the back side-
did that-
it showed two pics-
one was ass,
the other pussy.
MOTTO-
*it doesn't pay to be naive*
Sounds like the kind of fresheners
Given to friends you
Love to hate;
Put it in their car
Make each ride unbearable...
and funny, well it smelled a bit funny with a title
like that but then the stinch over whelmed me,
I loved this humorous poem.
great job~