Scratch -N - Sniff

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SCRATCH-N-SNIFF

a new product
was on the shelf
at the local gimmick store-
the sign said
in calligraphy,
two very unique
freshners side by side for free-
follow instructions
very carefully,
and this young gent
with plenty of curiosity
went for it.
it instructed
to scratch in two places-
did that-
and said,
*what the fuck*
very softly.
prior,
it directed after smelling
peel the back side-
did that-
it showed two pics-
one was ass,
the other pussy.
MOTTO-
*it doesn't pay to be naive*

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2 Comments
LeBrozLeBrozover 17 years ago
~~

Sounds like the kind of fresheners

Given to friends you

Love to hate;

Put it in their car

Make each ride unbearable...

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
cute

and funny, well it smelled a bit funny with a title

like that but then the stinch over whelmed me,

I loved this humorous poem.

great job~