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Click hereRewrite of the song by the same name by the band, Shinedown
My eyes are open wide
By the way I have the proof now that you're gay
I broke somewhere inside watching that tape
By the way I'm kicking your sorry butt out today
I just saw how you swallowed his Halley's Comet
Can't believe you said to him
"Why don't we go on back to my girlfriend's place?"
"Baby, I'll be your man in the moon."
"I''ll disappear for you erotically into your stratosphere."
Too bad for you, lover
Now we're so over
I've done the best I can
Sick to death of this twisted love life
I hope our kids will understand
I'm just too angry to let you be staying
So long, loser
Don't think you'll be gettin' a second chance
Please don't cry one crocodile tear to try and sway me
I'm not taking back what I have to say
This is my one and only choice
So listen close
We're over as of today
I just saw how you swallowed his Halley's Comet
Can't believe you said to him
"Why don't we go on back to my girlfriend's place?"
"Baby, I'll be your man in the moon."
"I''ll disappear for you erotically into your stratosphere."
Too bad for you, lover
Now we're so over
I've done the best I can
Sick to death of this twisted love life
I hope our kids will understand
I'm just too angry to let you be staying
So long, loser
Don't think you'll be gettin' a second chance
There is no second chance
You're not gettin' a second chance!
Too bad for you, lover
Now we're so over
I've done the best I can
Sick to death of this twisted love life
I hope our kids will understand
I'm just too angry to let you be staying
So long, loser
Don't think you'll be gettin' a second chance
You're not gettin' a second chance
You're not gettin' a second chance
2009 Ramona Thompson