- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Shark Attack
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Click hereI'm looking for a lady
she maybe kind of shady
dolphin tattooed on her back.
She's swimming around
not making a sound
she's really a shark attack.
Tonite I'm going trolling
I've got long neck bottles
and a stolen stingray.
The sound of the engine
the scent of some money
she'll surely swim my way.
I've seen all her victims
they were bitten into
sliced and diced by her tail.
Each died with a smile on his face
I want to go that way as well.
So tonite I'm going trolling
I've got long neck...AAAHHH!!!!
- COMMENTS
Mia Mooreabout 20 years agohow men are always bitchin' about those gold digging women with no brains, but thats what they always go after!!! you get what you deserve, shark bait, lol ;)
you have a cute sense of humor, spike, you realy do :rose:
Liarabout 20 years agoNow people here wonder why I suddenly spewed coffee all over my computer. ;) Still laughing.
