She is not a blonde!

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"She's not a blonde." Bill said.
She flung her blonde hair
in a seductive manner.

"How can you tell?"
I had to ask.

"She is too smart.
I bet you a bill,
she is a brunette."

I took the bet.

For she was as dingy
as a tossed about bouy.
She came and stood next to me.
Her blonde hair, I could clearly see.

We chatted about chit
and I bought her a drink.
I think.

I finally got the nerve,
"Can I see your roots?
So I can tell rather your a blonde
or a brunette."

Shyly she replied, "Okay!"

She was a little surprised
but didn't stop me
when I pulled her pants down
and saw that...
she was a Red Head.

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templemindedtemplemindedabout 16 years ago
your red head

LOL......your little red head wife

loves you and your little rhymes

AmyfriendAmyfriendalmost 17 years ago
Very cute.

I loved the twist at the end.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 17 years ago
Loved it

Was looking for a hot poem about a blonde for a blonde friend of mine. She complains only hot poems about red heads are written. Couldn't resist sharing this with her, lol. Thanks

TeeTeeTeeTeeabout 18 years ago
Surprize!

Lol too cute

thanks for the chuckle from a redhead..

LeBrozLeBrozabout 18 years ago
~~

You solved the conundrum

In a way unexpected,

Never saw that coming;

But someone who knows you

And didn't read the poem

Saw the Red Head coming...

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