She Wore a Yellow Ribbon!

Use the melody of the same title.

In, her hair, she wore a pretty ribbon,
She wore a pretty yellow ribbon, tied in a bow.
And, when she'd, lift up her dress to peepee,
She'd squat down and all our cocks would grow!

Bridge.
Yes they would, just like wood,
They'd get hard and stiff like all cocks should.
They'd grow hard, you know it Pard,
And all us men would have to be on guard!

Her, sweet cheeks, would flare out and expose it,
Her asshole looked to us like, a budding Rose.
When, she'd shit, a turd into the daylight,
She'd get us so hot our sweat would flow!

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