- Erotic Poetry
- Shopping
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I may have sounded
to my girlfriend
like I had somethin'
to explain
No way,
I just said:
You were not around
so I went
to buy me a pair
of shorts
There was that woman, you know
She was looking for a pair of tight shorts too
She asked me to look closely how they fit her
Her cheeks were rosy like yours
I took her measurements for you
Then we carefully
chose a pair for me
She said
that you'll love to look at them
from certain angles
To this my girl replies:
You were not around
so I went
to buy us a bed
There was that fellow, you know
He was bigger than you, you know
We tried that bed and he said
I love this springy bed
An so will you
I took his measurements for you.
This were the last words
that we have exchanged
We keep shopping
our separate ways
wlodzimierz holsztynski ©
1992-04-18
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