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Click hereShow me, show me your tits (tra la)
Show me, show me your tits.
I'll watch them wriggle, watch them jiggle
As you wiggle your fat buttocks down the street.
I want to view them and review them as you strew them
In the paths of all you meet.
Show me, show me your tits (ding ding)
Show me, show me your tits.
I'll watch the ripple of each nipple as you tipple
Down your favorite extra-dry.
I'll watch them wobble, watch them bobble
As you hobble past my wide unwinking eye.
Show me, show me your tits (oh boy!)
Show me, show me your tits.
I did as I wrote it. And yes, there is a melody thjat goes with it.
I'm truly sorry if this is not the desired reaction, but I'm laughing. It's not that it's not well-written, because it is, it's just funny.
You should really set this to music.