Simply Incestous

A very dark parody of Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible

How can it be possible?
They're compromising our familie's principles
Yeah yeah
That kind of love is stomach-turnable
They're anything but normal

It's a craze we just can't endorse
Such an awful farce
Lovers who refuse to conform
Brought a curse to our once wholesome door

Well, they used to be related to us
Till we cut them out of our lifes and wills
For being too damn close for comfort
Simply incestous
Simply incestous they are

Their loving is so evil, huh
The fact is simply unavoidable
This affair must be reverseable

It's againest the laws of nature
And it leaves in awe
So very appalled
Calling them sinners because

They used to be related to us
Than they got just a little too close
Closer than a sister and brother should ever be
Simply incestous

In a small town
Where everybody knows the color of everybody else's............
Our backs are againest the wall
Watching them feeling feelings
They never should have

They're making promises
Breaking every law
They used to be related to us
Now we've had to toss them out of our lifes and wills
Because they're acting
Simply outragous
Simply incestous

Their love is vomit inducing
The proof is irrefutable
Gross gross
That kissing is so stomach-turnable
It's made our lifes completely ruinable

It's never gonna be alright or fine by us
To see them someday wed
Hell no, we're much rather see them dead
So a hitman we've hired
Oh so sorry
So very sorry, oh
But their twisted love has just got to go, oh

2007 Ramona Thompson