Sister, Sister, I Declare!

It was a Saturday afternoon,
And there couldn’t be anything better.
The postman had just left our place,
And had brought me one great letter!
I applied for and had now received,
At the ripe old age of nine,
A local kids club decoder ring,
And the membership card was mine!

I was sitting on the veranda,
Just outside my sister’s room.
I could hear some funny noises
Coming from what I call, “The Tomb”!
I peered into the window there,
And to my wandering eyes –
I could tell in one split second,
What was causing all those sighs!

I had to get a closer look,
And possibly even more!
I crept on down the hallway,
Trying to imagine what’s in store!
I was finally standing by her bed,
My brain was just like mush!
The blood was flowing southward,
But my face began to flush!

My rosy cheeks were hot like fire,
As I watched my sister go…
She looked like she was having fun,
All quivery from head to toe!
Because she was an older age,
She thought she owned it all.
But I knew I had her this time,
I’d no longer have to crawl!

To make a lengthy story short,
When she opened up her eyes –
She saw me standing by her side,
And she did something very wise…
She took me quickly in her arms,
And taught me how to kiss!
I never knew just how that felt,
But I sure enjoyed this!

Her tongue would slither in and out,
Her hand went down my pants…
She even pulled them down a bit,
And took a thrilling glance!
All she saw was nothing much,
Four inches at the most!
But it didn’t seem to slow her down,
As she squeezed my little post!

Just then we heard our car arrive,
For now our play was through…
I told her how much fun I had,
And she whispered she did too!
Well, that was thirteen years ago,
And we never “met” again…
We have a “date” tomorrow night,
I’m wearing nothing but a grin!