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Slide Of Life!

byUncle Pervey©

Do you remember how "important" you were,
The first time that you met your "future" wife?
How after you "married," it began to curve,
And you found yourself on the "Slide Of Life!"

Good old Rodney Dangerfield has made this point,
How you lose "respect" as you get older.
And by the time you begin to "feel" your joints,
Your "other half" has gotten much bolder!"

When you've reached your "Golden Age" of ninety-two,
Here's an idea, of what you can do.
Take your "Older Model" and trade her in, for,
A pair of "Blond" twins around fourty-four!

Now that you've re-established your "self respect,"
And your "importance" is no longer checked.
You can meet Saint Peter with a, "Big old smile,"
From having two pretty "Blonds" for awhile!!

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