Soft 'n Dry

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The other day, we chanced to see
Some advertising on TV
The pitchman said we ought to buy
The product known as Soft ‘n Dry

We heard the message with dismay;
It really didn’t make our day.
My wife let out a sorry sigh
At hearing words like soft ‘n dry.

When we were married long ago
Our bedtime was a rodeo
‘Tis so no longer, though we try.
We blame this lack on soft ‘n dry.

Sometimes we think that maybe now
We roll the clock way back somehow.
Alas, the same things go awry,
My cock is soft; her pussy’s dry.