Solipsistic Tips For Men-2

Have a Ivy League degree
Find a white collar job that pays well
Offers good perks, excellent medical care
Job security and tenure track.

Update and upgrade your skills time to time
Show a smart performance, not a hard working one
Don't be a nerd or workaholic
Say no extra work demands,
Don't work for the company, for the boss, work for yourself.

Don't look smart
Don't be a pain in the ass
Don't outshine others
Don't take pissing contests with others.

Don't look for compliments, credits, advancements and awards
Look for free time, well deserved breaks,
More money and better compensation.

Don't come up with innovative ideas,
Money saving projects, solutions to the problems
Be a part of the problem.

Beware of under goings in the workplace
Clandestine operations
Spy on people, be privy to the secrets
Body language, eye contacts, sign language
Use your enemies for your benefit
Asses every situation with
-What is in it for me?
Mantra.

If you see unethical behaviors in the workplace
And if they are not against you
Don't bother yourself
Never be a whistle blower
Don't put your neck on the line
Don't build mountains from mole holes
Adjust, vibe and resonate with others
Flow with the stream.

Learn basics of law and litigation.

Don't involve in embezzlement, bribery and tax evasion
Illegal and Illicit undertakings
Don't put fraud squad after your tail
Who will put you in jail.

Compromise with the corrupt system
But keep your personality clean.

Don't deposit money on private banks
Invest regularly,
Buy modest and secure government funds
Which doesn't fluctuate with Wall Street parameters
Build a sound residual income
Obtain tangible asset like, real estate and gold reserve
Make retirement plans.

Don't forget
Money keeps your head above the water.

Have a constant fear of becoming broke
That will keep you vigilant on money all the time.

Be classy and picky
Buy best of everything,
But don't go for shopping sprees
Be a smart shopper
Check and estimate prices
Look for discount and promotional sales.

Live in a sexy, sunny,
Small and less populated sea side city
With lots of swingers in it
Live in a small, practical and modern unit.

Don't use mass transportation
Drive a sports car provided and fueled by the company.

Be a chick magnet
Never commit
Always fling
Have one night stands instead.

Enroll to a sex list
Screw sexy corporate chicks
And neglected wives,
Screw them with hostility
With a killer instinct
Until they can't walk a straight line.

Believe me
They will be grateful to you
For the treatment they had.

Don’t buy gifts for anyone
Buy everything for yourself.

Don't waste time with useless friends
Build a small and useful circle of acquaintance.

Don't sound desperate and pathetic,
Don’t make phone calls or invite anybody to anyplace
Let other people call and invite you
Never pay the bill for anyone else
Never lend money, even a single dime to anyone.

Don't self limit yourself, you deserve the best
If you have something in your mind
Don't roll it up and down
Act up on it, obtain it.

Tame your rage and anger
But don't be afraid to be violent
Don't be afraid to be greedy, hostile and bearing grudge,
They are natural feelings
Don't bottle them up.

Change your mind set, everything you have been taught
By family, school and society
Deconstruct all human traits that stick you to the ground
Be hollow, be heartless.

Master solitude time to time,
Learn how to tell sophisticated and interconnected lies
Never tell the truth,
Like political lemmings, be a hypocrite
Preach and freeload wisdom,
Love and morality in the public
But a staunch advocate of the devil.

If you don't want be a member of Prozac Nation
And don't lead yourself through self destructive end
Eat healthy food
Don't drink and smoke
Don't gamble
Don't take recreational drugs,
Take a lot of rest, sleep long hours
Take frequent vacations.

Use 'Now And Now' therapy
De-emphasize counter arguments and people
That bugs you
Don't let your pain be others gain
Let your enemies go mad instead.

Don't read anything, even a postcard,
Avoid all kinds of intellectual activity,
Go sexy art exhibitions for sexy chicks,
Watch funny things, soft porn, erotic romance
On HD TV.

Tune in easy listening, energetic techno music.

Learn how to use fire arms
Get shooting lessons
Learn how to fight.

Blossom with every slick felony you had
Be adventurous
But don't be a Midnight Cowboy
Learn urban wise knowledge
Learn urban facts, not the urban myths.

Have an organized life
Repeat your daily rituals
Like having lunch with the same place.

Never lose common touch
Befriend with people who serve you
Exchange favors with them
Invest socially.

Beware of holographic insertions and follies
Like sex traps, dream girls popping up from nowhere,
Things seems to good to be true.

Don't fall Aquarian engagements,
Don't fall bandwagoning and red herrings.

Don't fall appeal to emotions
Like jealousy, love, fear and pity.

Never reply Ad Hominem attacks
Keep quite and leave the scene.

Don't forget the golden rule
Silence is gold.

Take quantum leaps
Never read details
Take short cuts, Beta versions
Which makes your mind timeless and your body ageless.

Don't buy the Alfa and Omega thing
Any New Age and spiritual craps.

There is no another life
Or second life
There is no heaven and hell.

After death, all is dark void, nothingness
This is your only chance
Live every day as its the last one
So live it in a full sense.

Guys,
I wish you all health, wealth and sex.

Hasan Ali Tokuqin
Istanbul/Turkey.