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Click herei want to hear your stories
of how you please yourself
a partner can be nice
but you don't always need someone else
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tell me how it feels
when your body you caress
for men it would be your dick
for women your cunt and breasts
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every one who knows me
knows how much i masturbate
i even do it at work
because sometimes i just can't wait
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ladies, grab your dildo
and break out your vibrator
what ever else you're doing
can clearly wait for later
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guys, put on your cock ring
and stroke it 'til you squirt
then tell me all about it
in an email alert
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tell me how it is
when you have that great release
for me it calms me down
and puts my pussy at peace
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masturbating can be soothing
after a hard day at wok
you need to rub your clit
or give your cock a jerk
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there should be a world wide
masturbation day
your job should be closed
so with your genitals you could play
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a national holiday
set a side to masturbate
that's just another one of my ideas
and i think it's pretty great
This is a wonderful idea, but with one drawback. For readers of lawrobburs poetry every damn day would have to be a holiday. Who'd ever get any work done?