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Click hereDon't fuck with me
I am spam
Don't lie to me
that's what I am.
The time has come
to be myself
in a can
and on a shelf.
Made from meat
of missing link
my shell is gelatinous
my heart is pink.
Where am I from
some may wonder
I materialize whole
to kill your hunger.
Yummy crap
and processed goo
I lie in waiting
just to feed you.
Don't fuck with me
I am spam
Don't lie to me
that's what I am.