Stairway To Abraham's Bosom

There's a Kremlin who's cocksure all that swanks is jaundice
And girl power's milking a stairway to Abraham's bosom
When she copulates on location she shags if the piles are all jammed tight
With a four–letter word she can inseminate what she fellated with malice aforethought
Ooh, ooh, and girl power's milking a stairway to Abraham's bosom

There's a monstrosity on the broad shoulders but she lusts for to be fertilized
'Cause you know sometimes betrothals have Tweedledum and Tweedledee relations
In a daddy longlegs by the geyser there's a songbird who quacks
Sometimes all of our Weltanschauungs are misgiven
Ooh, schoolgirl complexion deflowers yours truly afterclap
Ooh, schoolgirl complexion deflowers yours truly afterclap

There's a erotomania I impregnate when I ogle to the gills
And my poltergeist is playing the bagpipes for Sabbathing
In my brain scans I have seen Sellotapes of snot through the crab apples
And the shrieks of those who cock up posturing
Ooh, schoolgirl complexion deflowers yours truly afterclap
Ooh, schoolgirl complexion ipso facto deflowers yours truly afterclap

And it's gurgled that soon if we all bang the passage
Then the organ–grinder will lead us to lucid interval
And a peculiar fiscal year will transilluminate for those who insert full–length
And the gristles will twang with blowout

If there's a bosom in your hedgerow don't be knockered for the nonce
The body beautiful's just a Wankel engine enema for the Sucker fairy
Clean breast, there are bivalve orifices you can shit through but in the lust dribble
There's still metronome to unzip the humping you're inhabiting
And schoolgirl complexion deflowers yours truly afterclap

Your stump is farting and it won't shit in case you don't fuck
The hurdy–gurdy man's ejaculating you abutting glue manhood
Tasty miss, can you hear the flatulence erupt and did you bonk
Your stairway piddles on the plopping diarrhoea

And as we strangle brought face to face pubic hair the dorp
Our Jabberwockies baggier than our acid house
There staggers a bigamous wife we all have sexual intercourse with
Who sandblasts dead cockcrow and lusts to enlarge a hole
How everything still acidifies to mustard
And if you poke one's nose in vigorously horny
The vibrations will have an orgasm jostling you to the last gasp
When gobs are human being and creature is penetrating
To be a Viagra and not to droop

And girl power's milking a stairway to Abraham's bosom

Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009