Street Show - A Comic Villanelle

It seemed a harmless thing to do
And love was in the evening air;
I hope that it was good for you.

I guess that it was with a view
To asking me you brought me there;
It seemed a harmless thing to do.

I'd only drunk a glass or two
When you explained your ‘little dare’;
I hope that it was good for you.

I'm certain that, my love, you knew
I would have done it anywhere -
It seemed a harmless thing to do.

In fact, it only took a few
Mad minutes and we'd loads to spare.
I hope that it was good for you.

Was what we did so coarse or new?
Perhaps it was for Leicester Square.
It seemed a harmless thing to do.

Though we made quite a noise, it’s true,
When cumming, it's polite to share;
I hope that it was good for you.

Now looking back, there were a few
Bystanders who had stopped to stare;
It seemed a harmless thing to do.

It wasn’t until you withdrew
I heard the officer declare:
‘I hope that it was good for you.’

We pleaded to the boys in blue:
'Arresting us is hardly fair;
It seemed a harmless thing to do.'

The chief takes a contrary view -
Across his desk I'm bent and bare.
I hope that it was good for you.
It seemed a harmless thing to do.