Sticky Situation

It was never my bid
to be one who hid
My cock for fear it
was to small
An embarrassment for all
The guys without pubic hair
Who cared about the size
Of their dicks weren’t wise
As I said, I didn’t care
I had the hair
Long and curly
With a musty smell
From jerking off
Oh well
That’s how we passed the time
When we are in fear of going blind
When I got to college I started to play
Fucking girls and getting laid
Soon I fell in love with Rhea
An all-star cheerleader
There she was, eighteen years old
A freshman on campus, ripe and bold
The nicest ass, the finest puss
Long shapely legs, the sweetest tush
I had wet dreams most every night
I fell in love with this delight
My erection would swell and cream
Watching as she practiced her routine
So it was only natural I wanted to date
This lovely girl with narrow waist
Two nice tits that looked plastic
But in fact were nat* fantastic
She was a virgin, I’m not embarrassed to say
And she would have stayed that way
But on spring break we drove south
To Lauderdale where kids hang out
Getting drunk and getting high
All things happen bye and bye
So after sleeping in the nude
And drinking beer and taking ludes
We ended up experimenting
With fucking without hesitating
I’d been to bed with several gals
Discussed this stuff with several pals
But I had a problem going in
Maybe she was just too thin
My cock was large her vagina tight
I realized quick something wasn’t right
I withdrew to add some lotion
Thinking we’d swim later in the ocean
But my God, my cock was caught
I pulled and pulled but her cunt was taut
She cried out, “Your dick is stuck”
I said “Jesus, your right we’re fucked”
She put her feet up on my chest
Pushed real hard she tried her best
To no avail we were tied
Like two dogs, so much we tried
To separate there in the shower
We ran cold water for an hour
Finally we realized
A doctor’s hand would improvise
Wrapped in blankets we sidestepped to emergency
Realizing the need for urgency
The doctor injected the base of my prick
A half hour later, it wasn’t quick
Little by little my penis shrunk
And my world turned into funk
And so we went our separate ways
My romance finished with her that day
I moved on to the fem basketball center
Rhea found a guy with a tiny cock to enter
From what I hear they never locked
For all I know their sex life rocked
But the story of how we tied
Must have leaked outside
My rep was bad, the girls withdrew
Any chance to date or screw
So I had just one thing to do
I married Fredericka, the basketball center
Six foot nine and a cunt you could enter
With a prick that was twice my size
She was huge I tell no lies
We became swingers and her special stunt
Is two guys at once stuffed in her cunt
I don’t regret, life is strange
Every woman’s got her range
But if two cocks can do the trick
Cheers to her, fucked by two pricks
I’m still in fear of getting locked
I put a finger in before my cock
Just testing that it’s not too tight
If it is, I get a fright
And finish up with cunnilingus
Better a mouth full of dingus
Then another trip to get my penis shot
I tell ya, I didn’t enjoy that a lot

*nat=natural