tagNon-Erotic PoetryStud Wearing Fools!

Stud Wearing Fools!

byUncle Pervey©

There's people in our world today so dumb,
Their ignorance shines like a brilliant light.
These ignorant fools take pride in weirdness,
And their weirdness can be an awful sight!

It's bad enough when they get weird tattooes,
But these fools put studs in the strangest place.
What they need is a corncob up their ass,
Instead of some jewel mounted on their face!

You wonder when you see a fool's nose stud,
If it's a way to help them stop picking.
And a studded lip or eyebrow or tongue,
Makes you wonder where else they are sticking!

If nature meant for them to have a stud,
They'd have started out in this life with it.
They might not have started life as a fool,
But most of their soft brains have turned to shit!!

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