- Erotic Poetry
- Succulent Succotash
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Twas the night before Christmas and in my crib
She looked so juicy while nekkid, I needed my bib
After playing nekkid twister do we put on our attire
For a lovely evening of fire and desire.
It was a candlelit dinner at McDonald's with such great delight
Little did she know that I would propose to her that night.
A worker there comes out, carrying a Hot Fudge Sundae with nuts
My girl says "you know I cant eat that, don't want no bubble guts"
I say to her, your my woman, my queen, a certified dime
Never a stranger to blowing up my bathroom all the damn time
She takes a chance, eating the Sundae as I sing
"Lets Get Married", while she bites into the engagement ring.
She wastes no time saying "Yes" to me
We dash back to my place and the rest is history
Some may ask what I wanted to marry her in a flash
I tell them it was because of her succulent succotash.
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