Suck him dry Sally!

Suck-Him-Dry Sally, built up quite a tally,
She could put a Kirby, cleaner to shame.
She had a real lip-lock, so painful to stiff cock,
And her hard sucking, could give a vacuum shame!

There was a funky feller, he went by Joseph Weller.
He bragged "I'll take Sally, down a peg or two!"
But when he exposed it, he hollared out "My God!"
Suck Him Dry Sally, had bit it off!
A man breezed into town, his name was Jimmy Brown.
It seems he'd heard of old Suck-Him-Dry.
He whipped out his peter, when he went to meet her,
When Sally finished up the man just cried!

And then there came Jackie, who was a little wacky.
He fell in love with Sally thought her fine.
He said "I love that pain, lets do it all again!"
He thought "Suck-Him-Dry Sally's, mouth Divine!!"