- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Synopsis of an Erotic Poem
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The drizzle of wet something comes
Quite as a shock to him; more her,
Fired as it is 'cross untrimmed fur
Like grapeshot from a cannon. (Guns
Here are a common metaphor.)
She wallows in this milky stuff—
Moans, sighs, and shrieks. It's quite enough
That in Real Life you'd freak or more
Than likely call the cops. Then him:
His member, like a water main,
Continues gushing semen, tamed
Not one small bit by orgasm.
Oh. "Small," of course, is never said.
Forthwith, the action's on again
Erotic, perhaps, to that brain
We got from reptiles. Not well-read.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousalmost 16 years agoTrue wit is a very specific quality, different than simple humor or mere intelligence, and is difficult to find these days.
You are a genuine wit, and this piece proves it. Excellent work, truly.
champagne1982about 16 years agoLOL just as poetic as the poems described herein are supposed to be erotic. Truly funny and astute in observation. Thanks for the chuckle. This poem is mentioned in the New Poems Review thread on literotica's Poetry Feedback and Discussion forum.
LeBrozabout 16 years agoA little satirical humor with which to start the day, describing in its essentials the elements so common in too many poems avowedly erotic.
