- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Temple of Ass(120)
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[sometime ago
There I was
minding my drunken bidness
when I chanced upon a post, at most,
inflammatory madness
or't least an introduction
to some poetic aggrandizement,
but more than all above, a hook
that pulled me from my perch.
Worship, ah worship,
now metaphors run rampant,
to describe the holy ground
where marbled bounty's found
Note to self:
Move cooler before passing out
Quando, I don't know...
it had to be done
we've arsed about so long,
there's still my prayers b'fore bed
so away, away you sundry petitioners
seeking entrance to the consecrated
this ass is mine.
[fifteen past inebriated]
- COMMENTS
buttersover 9 years agolove the way you speak directly to the reader - bring them straight in with the first words, like you're chatting to someone sat on the next barstool... (title says who, lol, and the reference to 'bounty' harks back all piratical)
i guess my point is that you embrace the reader with that easy style you employ. it delivered some smiles for sure ;)
Ashesh9over 9 years agolike yours Truly , here , Harry !! Very funny !
