The Ballad of Lady MacAllister

Tickety tockety
Lady MacAllister
Naked in bed simply
Watching the clock

Jaws aching tender from
Masticatology
Soon would the pool boy be
Spewing his cock.

Zippety bippity
Hurriedly dressing poor
Patty the upstairs maid
Heard the bells chime.

Looking through keyholes at
Bright pink anatomy
Brought a hot flush to her
Cheeks just in time.

Tippity tappity
Colonel MacAllister
Strode up the stairs
And spied the maid's tits.

Kiss and caressing her
Conicaltorily
Tongue rhythm licking the
Splayed flaming bits.

Lickety splickety
Colonel and Lady are
Milking the help with their
Fingers and face.

Breathing and moaning ring
Unceremoniously
Subjects and masters are
Switching their place.

Flippity Floppity
Pool boy pins Lady by
Pushing her over to
Enter her crack.

"Oh, what a big one!" she
Conspiratorially
Whispers to pool boy and
Gives him a smack.

Bobbily Wobbily
Wriggles the maid's head as
Colonel's cock grows lengths not
Previous achieved.

Saddling her mount, Patty's
Intercoursography
Pays off as she humps the
Grinning old steed.

Creekily crackily
Wouldn't you know that the
Locks on this old house would
Not work so well.

Grievously thrusting so
Uncategorically
Opens the door with the
Sound of a bell.

Gushily slushily
Spewing the birthing seed
Two couples mightily
Finish their tryst.

Looking at four bodies
Simultaneity
Ladies and lads all say,
"Oh, Jesus Christ!"