- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The Great Ramona
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A parody of the classic song The Great Pretender
Oh-oh yes I am the great Ramona
Writing so very well
That all the others are jealous of me
Their rants are such
I think they protest too much
They all love me but to no soul will they ever admit
Oh-oh yes I'm the great Ramona
Set to rock this world and make it
All my own
I've played the game and to their real shame
Beat each and every one of my enemies
Every damn time
Leaving them to dream of me
Lonely and all alone
Too outragous they say I am
Too outspoken they tell me for my own good
But I don't care
I'll keep on doing it my way cos....
Oh yes I'm the great Ramona
Best sellin' and toppin'
Every must read list
They gossip and talk about what I'm not
Trying so hard but they never will be able to keep me down
2007 Ramona Thompson
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