- Non-Erotic Poetry
- The King of Illiterature
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My plots are hackneyed.
My characters are as see through as plastic wrap.
My descriptions of are of landscapes I've never seen.
My artistic voice comes through a lung cancer machine.
My rhymes are tritely artificial.
My metric feet step on each other.
My grammar are multi-cultural and there ain't nothing wrong with that.
My allusions are to my personal mythology.
My word play never shares with the reader.
And my endings are anything but witty.
- COMMENTS
flyguy69over 19 years agoI'll give you a run for that money!
Fun read, seannelson, thanks!
WickedEveover 19 years agoYour poem is mentioned on the new poems review thread on the poetry board.
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