The Language School

Yvette, a friend,
Likes to attend
A class (it keeps her young) .
So last July
She thought she’d try
To learn another tongue.

They offered such
As French and Dutch
But, on the page above,
Her eyes soon scanned
A course they planned,
Entitled ‘Women’s Love’.

When we next met
I asked Yvette
To tell me how she found it.
Though not the worst,
She failed at first
To get her tongue around it.

But as the weeks
Have passed, she seeks
The students who are single.
It clearly pays
For now she says
She’s multi-(cunni) lingual.