The Man With Two Peni* (cocks)

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erectus123
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The Man With Two Peni* (cocks, that is)

Nothing very unusual about Richards
Except
(as you might not imagine)
He had two dicks
To be precise--two peni
Not a great hindrance with the right girl
Provided she liked
       to fit one in her vagina
       while the other performed anal
An interested oral party might service both
       cocks at once
Let me be clear--
This mutation made all men redundant!
Thank God
       who in his infinite wisdom
       had a car strike and kill poor Richards
       before he had a chance to father
       progeny
That would disturb man's supremacy
       and worth on planet earth

Postscript
Aliens, no doubt, have many peni
Why don't they fly here?
      Demonstrate mankind's inferiority?
Woman, of course, would flock
      to aliens to be satisfied--  
      at least doubly (alien flocking)
Is it out of pity they don't come?
      mercy?
Or is it the jealous alien females
      insatiable demand for cum?
The mysteries of the universe await!

"Peni is an example of what is called pseudo-Latin, something that looks like Latin but isn't....Penis is a third declension noun...These nouns often end in -is in the singular and -es in the plural. The English style -ises is sometimes preferred. Hence, we have penises (half of us do, anyway)"
Quoted from straightdope.com

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