The musician!byUncle Pervey©
She loved to play her music, on a hard skin flute,
Because she knew if she blew right, she'd make the damned thing shoot!
And when she made it shoot its load, it made her feel so good,
To play the kind of music that, she knew they knew she would!
Now this gal of music was, a dee'light to her peers,
She knew just how to play their flutes, she'd learned it through the years!
And everywhere she went about, the flutes would all appear,
They wanted her to play them once, they thought she was a dear!
So she serviced all she could, she wouldn't turn one down,
And that cut short our flutist's life, the aids bug shut her down!
Now let this be a lesson to, all you future players,
Be real careful what you play, or you'll need some prayurs!!