the night to remember

I see myself
I hear myself
I touch myself
in sex

we are so active
we are smiling
it is very unlike
shoveling snow

in the way now
you frown because
your nipples are one
with weighted ornament

we laugh because the vise-grip
was not so romantic as
stainless clamp installed
by buff contractors
versed and gentle
with offers as fees satisfy

but, they were laughable
and so left twitching hips bitching
but cute, we give credit where due
and took their donation for aids and
Jerry's Dying Kids.

Please the lights! No more TV!
let's hug and nuzzle,
nestle like spoons
rub the other
turn down the security
let the neighbors in
pull the shades
yank the cords

and would someone please tell Marvin
that he is not allowed to fuck my lady
until she says ok and he has his papers in order
and signed by newly elected judges in 5 states
picked at random.