The Perfect Crime

Ballad of a Bank Robber: The Perfect Crime

She's sexy, chesty, looking her best,
Her legs are gliding, hips are swaying,
Her curvy ass has people saying
While passing by, "o my god" under their breath.

Her hot C-cups are filled to the brim,
Thanks to the midriff her tummy is bare,
Her lips are glossed and glittered for flare ...
How they stop and stare when she walks in!

She looks around with a bit of a grin,
Climbs on a desk and calls out her dare:
"Ten thousand bucks, I'll fuck anyone here."

Chaos broke out! Amidst the din,
She strokes her breasts and compares
The mad display to a chinese new year.

The Bankers and tellers and guards and the rest,
Both women and men, pounding with feeling,
Busy themselves with lust-driven stealing,
Taking it all just to pay for her sex.

After she fucks them all, it seems quite clear,
This is the sexiest bank heist you'll ever hear.