The Testosterone Tree

Testosterone is a steroid
and a steroid is a lipid
and a lipid is a substance
that prevents your being insipid

Imagine if they could clone off a tree
with a fruit containing seeds
that would grow in almost any place
and multiply like weeds

and the seeds were full of steroids
of the right and proper kind
and if you ate them daily
they would not affect your mind

but instead would build your body
in all the proper places
and boost the flow of testosterone
that through your arteries races

and as you ate them every day
the metabolic rate would rustle
and get to work on the food you eat
and turn it into muscle

and burn off all the extra fat
and corrugate your abs
without the need for crunches
or leg-lifts or sky-grabs

and expand your heart and tracheae
and the volume of your lungs
and boost the count of red blood cells
send your platelets up ten rungs

increase your cum and your testis size
add some stamina and vigour
give you lustrous pubic hair
and a really firm, taut figure

smooth clear skin and muscle tone
and good white teeth so slick
and here’s the part that’s best of all
a really handsome dick

you’d vastly improve your chances for action
simultaneous multiple matings
would soon become a regular thing
for you’d rocket up the ratings