- Erotic Poetry
- the weiner man song
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author note: this is actually a song that you (men) should sing to your weiner every morning as you take a shower. make your weiner feel special as you clean him up for the next adventure. this will also trick women who are listening into thinking that you are a happy go lucky shower singing guy that is sensitive and caring in all matters pertaining to popping the can.
The weiner man song
who can make you happy
using just one hand
not the neighbor
not his brother
the weiner man can
who can make you happy
poke you in the can
not the neighbor's friend
not your third cousin
the weiner man can
he is satisfying and delicious
he can even do the dishes
wrong--
but he's still the weiner man
and the weiner man can
Baba8
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