To Protect Our Great Nation!byUncle Pervey©
They called the President "Flashlight,"
But it ain't because he glowed.
They had to call him some damned thing,
They couldn't just call him "Slow!"
The CIA and FBI,
Army Navy I-N-T.
Let's not forget the NSA,
All watch out for you and me!
All these agencies have their jobs,
Protecting the President!
To save his sorry worthless ass,
No matter how dumb or bent!
If you're needing some examples,
Of plain imbecility,
I'm thinking of one that's ample,
"Ronald Reagan" on TV!
Now to look a little further,
For someone that acted dumb,
Ruined laws that protect our border,
"Jimmy Carter" was that "Bum!"
There ain't no doubt they have a job,
To protect our great nation.
Why must they protect a "Dumb Slob,"
Who's just causing vexation!
Our Secret Service is the one,
Branch that guards the President.
And when everything's said and done,
Their job just ain't worth 5 cents!!