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Click hereOn the first day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
A warm massage on my two feet.
On the second day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Kisses on my nipples, and a
Pedicure sweet as can be.
On the third day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Triple penetration,
Nibbles to my nipples,
And a scented lotion poured on my feet.
On the fourth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Hands and knees to get on,
Fill me up completely,
Flicking pink-tipped kisses,
And a kiss to every little piggy.
On the fifth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Five … gold … chains.
Get on your hands and knees,
Stuff you every way,
Ice cubes on your nipples,
And a spa hot wax for your tired feet.
On the sixth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Six Chippendales,
Bound in gold,
Assuming the position,
Ready to service me,
A Frederick’s push-up bra,
And a podiatrist with a foot fetish for me.
On the seventh day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Seven Vegas showgirls,
Flirting with the dancers,
Five … rounds … each!
Four limbs splayed,
Fucked by three cocks,
Nips erect and hard,
And warm baby oil stroked on my feet.
On the eighth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Seven bikini bombshells,
Six eager playahs,
Five … ringside … seats!
Doggy-style humping,
Orifices goosed,
Playing with my breasts,
And a kiss below the ankles for me.
On the ninth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave it to me:
Nine times on the green,
Oh, god! Yes! Don’t stop! Oh, baby!
Seven sexy women,
Six horny guys,
Five … gold … dongs!
Take it from the back,
Yes, in the ass,
Boobs a-jiggling wildly,
And a tender rub from toe to heel.
On the tenth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Ten teddies from Vic’s
Nine holes of …. golf,
Yes, that’s it, fuck me! Yes! Harder!
Seven by the hour,
Six dressed in spandex,
Five … gold lamé … Elvis capes!
Four paws on the ground,
Three hard thrusts,
Lacy pushed-up twins,
And thoughtful touches under my knees.
On the eleventh day of Kiss-mas,
My true love gave to me:
Eleven points in Strip Chocolate,
Ten of Vicky’s Secrets,
Nine rounds ’round the yard,
Oh, jesus! Don’t stop, I’m gonna —
Seven giggling blondes,
Six bump & grinders,
Five … nipple … rings!
He knelt behind me,
(how I’ll never tell),
Pulled my emerald bra off,
And wide apart pushed my feet.
On the twelfth day of Kiss-mas,
My true love made me:
Come ... twelve … times!
Eleven licks to get to my tootsie pop,
Ten crotchless panties,
Nine boffs al fresco,
Angels singing, come, cum again!
Seven perfect bodies,
Six hard guys,
Five … cock … rings!
Made it hurt so good,
Then he flipped me over,
And for once, he ignored my feet!
I agree with the previous commenter, I'd love to see Miss Piggy sing this version!
An absolutely fun irreverant parody of a traditional Christmas piece — let's see Miss Piggy sing to this one!