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Click here(Sung to the tune of the Partridge Family theme song.)
Hello Bloggers, hear the song that I’m singin’…
C’mon get horny!
A whole lot of fuckin’ is what we’ll be thinkin’…
I’ll keep you horny!
I had this scheme, we’d go trollin’ together,
we’d spread a little fun then we’d keep movin’ on.
Tingles always happen whenever we’re together;
we get the frisky feelings then start singin’ this song.
Trollin’ around there’s a song that we’re singin’…
C’mon get horny!
A whole lot of fuckin’ is what I’m a-thinkin’…
I’ll make you horny!
I’ll make you horny!
I’ll make you happy!