- Erotic Poetry
- Twisted Tune: Masturbating Party
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(Sung to the tune of Ricky Nelson’s “Garden Party”.)
Went to a masturbating party--
my new friends all were there.
Guys and Dolls, tits and balls--
there was magic in the air!
The pizza showed up early
and much to our surprise,
the Domino’s girl was wearing pearls--
had a twinkle in her eyes.
Well it’s… all right now.
We learned some new tricks well.
And when we can’t please everyone,
well, we can please ourselves!
Yes it’s… all right now.
I learned my lessons well.
And if I can’t play with her tonight,
I’ll just play with myself!
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