Two Women

Two Women

Two women,
Pick just one,
One solemn,
One for fun.

Tall and blonde with big boobs,
Short and round with small boobs,
Quick, win or lose,
Which would you chose?

One is brainy and the other is not,
One is plain Jane and the other is hot,
Which to chose it is obvious.
Sorry, you lose, plain Jane is rich.

When Blondie leaves you for another,
Don't blame me, should have picked the other.
Blondie's good for fun but what a bitch.
Plain Jane is so plain but oh so rich.

One from the other can't judge which,
That's why I picked still another.
Don't want blonde, don't want rich,
Not one or the other.

I picked nice,
To marry.
Throw the rice
Here's Mary.

My blushing bride,
With children later,
What a great ride,
Glad I dated her.