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Ugly Three Baboons!

byUncle Pervey©

There were three baboons sitting on a log,
Their names; Adolf, Benito, and Tojo.
They'd put to shame the ugliest of dogs,
And all of them believed their own "Mojo!"

Adolf was the ape who covered his mouth,
His truthful declarations were real bold.
But Adolf's "Truth" went a little bit South,
When everything was said and all was told!

Benito was sorry and plain stupid,
He kept his hands covering up his ears.
The dumb idiot thought he was Cupid,
But Benito was a coward with fear.

Tojo was a really funny monkey,
He kept his eyes covered up all the time.
He knew what his soldiers did was "Funky,"
And someday they would all pay for their crimes!

These ugly three baboons were a disgrace,
They'd made their plans for a three-way world split.
But all their evil acts were sure misplaced,
And in the end, all three were "Full of shit!!"

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