Under You This Night

Parody of the Christmas classic Unto You This Night

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On a night not so long ago
Fallen heavy under the spell of one bright red hot rockstar
Two horny travelers far from L.A.
Took refuge in the local Motel Sex
Where a little kinky seduction was born
The gift of their sweet sassy virginity was given than and there to him
A rockstar lover like no other
All alone and naked
Later he would be the one they would spill the lusty secrets of
To all the tabloid fiends
Their jaws dropping in utter shock at what they heard

CHORUS

And so they sang like birds
To the higgest bidder
There did go their naughty bedtime story
Gossiping like old hens on that first early morning after the affair
They spread like butter on toast
Tales of strange kinky deeds done uncovers and tidings of condomless joy

And oh my whoa in all those racy interviews since
That rockstar has played mean and denied
Each and every last obscene detail
And now the papers have been served
And soon so soon the voices will ring out in the courts
With their big money lawyers by their sides
In the still and silent court they will again sing about
How the rocker seduced and led astray that day 2 lonely innocent girls
And than there will come the judge's ruling
Blowing up on the six 'o clock news
The biggest media storm to ever hit this earth

REPEAT CHORUS 2X

2007 Ramona Thompson