- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Unfuckable
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A twisted parody of Nat King Cole's classic Unforgettable
Unfuckable, that's what you are
Unfuckable through gay or straight
Near or far
Fat or thin
Like slime you try to cling to me
How the very thought of you sickens me
Never before has a lover been more
Unfuckable in every way
And forever more, how I wish you would stay
So far, far away
That's why darling, it's incredible
That someone so unfuckable
Thinks that they will someday appear fuckable to me
If they just stick around long enough
Like glue
Unfuckable in every way
And forever more, how I wish you would stay
So far, far away
That's why darling, it's incredible
That someone so unfuckable
Thinks that they will someday appear fuckable to me
If they stick around long enough
Like glue
2008 Ramona Thompson
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