- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Use a Fucking Spell Checker!
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I thought I'd write a post today
though I haven't really much to say.
I thought I'd start with: "Wassup dudes!"
and from there I'd make it really crude.
I'll add a :) and say: "life sux,"
Then: "I'm really bored, I want to fuck."
And to make sure I get a reply
I'll ask if there is any guy
who wants to see my naked pic
or let me suck on his big dick.
I'll flirt, I'll pout, I'll make a scene,
just please check out my bio screen.
And when I'm done I'll add a :kiss:
but I won't ever, ever spell check this.
