- Non-Erotic Poetry
- vegetable soup
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buy a pet carrot and
walk it down the street
the people that you meet
will have a tendency to stare
hey they may dare to say
what the hell are you doing
with a pet carrot anyway
i will shrug my shoulders and joke
maybe i cant afford an artichoke.
- COMMENTS
jthserraabout 20 years agoa bit of Ogden Nash too. Some excellent Verses, but then again, I'm a stranger here myself... nice poetry and salad fixings...
jim : )
steve porterabout 20 years agoAuthor...the direction readers take this little ditty (cucumber, zuccini, onion)...yes its silly and yes it says something about people...just dont ask me what...thanks for reading and im glad i made you smile.
misskittyclittyabout 20 years agoI have visions of a carrot on a leash.
Mmmmmm or maybe a cumcumber...
Angelineabout 20 years agoi think you should have picked a zucchini. This is an extremely silly poem young man, but it made me laugh like the fool i am, so wtf--it's a 5. :D
p.s. only a person in your line of work would write this. ;)
