Voyeur

My neighbours were newly wed-
Drop dead gorgeous girl and her handsome man,
Flirting freely, kissing and embracing,
Openly at the door step, at the car shed, in the garden- Everywhere.

A man facing mid life crisis is me,
This couple gave a respite to my stress
I could only imagine what they did inside,
cuz they had their bed room doors closed and screened, so sad!

One day, their bedroom window was open but screened,
The voyeur in me awoke, I came under the window,
I could never peep inside over a window so high,
Sigh...I was about to go.

Suddenly,"slurp" "Burp" "turp"
Wow, they were there, the fun loving couple,
These were their sounds of sex, I was sure,
INstant hard on and instantly I gave work to my hands.....

Satisfied, and stress relieved for the day,
I slept a contented man, after all I had listened to their sex,
A part of my fantasy fulfilled I retired for the day!

The next day I knocked at their door,
On a fake pretext of borrowing an axe.
Just as the man went in to get it,
And the lady went in to get me a drink.

I peeped into their love room,
Do I tell you what I saw?
There was their dog, asleep,
I was intrigued.

A swee voice said, it was the girl,
"Poor doggy, dont know what he took,
Whole night he belched and burped,
And he didnt get nor give us a wink of sleep the whole night!"

I was shocked, I gulped the drink she brought
And went off straight out, feeling sick!