tagNon-Erotic PoetryWee Willie's Blowjob!

Wee Willie's Blowjob!

byUncle Pervey©

Wee Willie was born with a hook in his penis,
He grew up thinking this made him a genius!
But his Pappy told him and his Mammie too,
"That hook in your penis be the ruin of you!"

Willie got older and turned to politics,
But all he ever thought about was his dick!
Willie worked real hard and made it to the top,
But he forgot the warning from his old Pop!

Monica Luwinsky was Willie's downfall,
In the Oval Office Willie had it all!
Then he got caught with Monica on her knees,
He got a good blowjob but he wasn't pleased!

Willie remembered after he was found out,
What his old Pappy had been talkin' about!
Willie thought Republicans were "Raisin' hob,"
To win the election using his blowjob!

And the history has proved that this was true,
George Bush took over power when all was through.
Bush claims his war's about mass weapons and rights,
But everyone knows it's just an oil fight.

Bush wants all your votes so he can help the rich,
They don't have enough yet, now ain't that a bitch?
Bush and the Republicans don't help the poor,
They think the public's stupid about his war!

Everyone knows the real reason for this war,
It's not about human rights or atom' cores.
It's about controling all the oil rights,
Bush's greed is causing soldier's deaths each night!

So all "true" Americans should stop and think,
There's a lot about this war that has a stink!
We're losing soldier's lives for just one reason,
To line the Bush's pockets is pure "Treason!"

When all is said and done it's plain to see,
How a prick with a hook can hurt our country!
When Wee Willie gave Monica's head a push,
Because of a blowjob we got us a bush!!

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