What She Said and What She Meant

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What she said and what she meant


She said "Sorry James,
I should give it a miss"
Meaning "Come here big boy
And give me a kiss"
 
" I shouldn't be here,
 "I mustn't be long"
 She meant "Put your hand
 Inside my thong"
 
"Just one cuddle then,
Just one hug"
Meant "Take me James
On the tartan rug"
 
"Darling James
You shouldn't have come"
Meant "Shall I bend low
And show you my bum?"
 
She said "This is crazy.
 This is silly!" Meaning
 "Pull down your pants
 And show me your willy"
 
She said "I shouldn't stay,
I must be quick"
She meant dear James
Can I stroke your dick?"
 
"This is scandalous,
This isn't me", she meant
"Take me right now
Against the tree"
 
"But I'm good, and faithful,
And I arrange flowers"
Meaning "Shag me all day
For hours and hours"
 
"This is naughty
This is wrong"
Meant "Let's go bonking
All night long!"

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MayhemLassMayhemLassalmost 18 years ago
you are amazingly clever writer!

I LOVE your material and will be reading everything you've got - this reminds me (just in terms of the humour) - of e.e. cummings "may i feel said he" - has the same irreverant humour and fun to it!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Great poem Clarissa!

Hi Clarissa,

I just read "What she said and what she meant". How true ... of so many women!

Hope to talk to you soon.

Extraone

phuzeeephuzeeeabout 19 years ago
same lady different story

I think that there are lots of ladies out there who would fall into this catagory...thy want it hot and dirty but they have this feeling that they should not indulge. What a pity it is that they do not share there desires and passions more freely with the ones they desire. Oh what a fun world it would be if only it were so!!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 19 years ago
WHAT I MEAN

DEarest Clarissa,

As usual, entertaining, very amusing, cewrtainly to the point.

I aM SURPRISED THAT YOU SHOULD TELL P[EOPLE i AM LIKE THAT.

lOVE

lYN

i gave it foive XXX

WickedEveWickedEveover 19 years ago
This kind of humor

doesn't usually appeal to me, but you do have some cute lines, like: Meant "Take me James On the tartan rug"

Thanks for sharing this bawdy piece of humor. ;)

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