When you're sick

If you want to feel better when you're sick...
just stroke and play with someone's dick.

If you have a dick of your own...
Just drop your pants and stroke that bone.

If you happen to be a girl...
Stroke your man's dick it'll rock his world.

With a big throbbing dick in your hand...
You'll go from sickville all the way to HAPPYLAND.

A little tip for one and all...
Don't forget to play with the balls.

You shouldn't suck dick if you have a cough...
One false move and you could bite the dick off.

Your best bet is to stroke it when you are sick...
So try it...go on...go ahead...stroke a dick.

When you first start stroking you might feel like hell...
But by the time you're done you're sure to feel swell.

Stroke long enough without getting bored...
And some gooey white cum will be your reward.

It's full of protein and a bit salty to taste...
Gobble it down so it won't go to waste.

Whether yours or your man's a dick's better than any pill...
Stroke one for a while and you'll cease to feel ill.

So when you feel ill don't fret and don't frown...
I've got a simple solution that can turn things around.

Here's my advice for the next time you're sick...
Don't go to the doctor...stay home and stroke a dick.